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I'm completely obsessed with armpits!
Age 23 From Rawlins, Wyoming - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

First name  
Richard
I Would Describe Myself As  
Okay, so, I am a 19 year old male living in a small town, and I have three main fetishes; Armpits, Belly Buttons, and Vacuum Cleaners. These fetishes are really hard for me to accommodate, mainly because I'm in a small town and most people know me, so it's really hard to meet new people seems how it feels like everyone knows me. I'm here to hopefully chat with people that can help me quench my thirst for one or maybe more of my fetishes.

More about my armpit fetish, I like them more on the taboo side of the spectrum. I like female armpits to be sweaty, smelly, unwashed, stubbly, hairy, undeodorized, and dirty. This may gross some people out, but the longer without shaving, wearing deodorant or showering, the better. I enjoy sniffing, licking, sucking on, and vacuuming armpits

More about my belly button fetish, I like them to be much like how I like armpits. Deep, sweaty, stinky, smelly dirty belly buttons are my favorite, but so long as your belly button can stink, I'll absolutely adore it, innie, outie, or inbetweenie! I enjoy the same things, licking, sniffing, sucking on and vacuuming belly buttons!

More about my vacuum cleaner fetish, it's a bit more complex. I love the sight, the smell, the sound of body parts being sucked up into a vacuum cleaner hose. I love the feeling of it too, there is no part on my body that hasnt been sucked up with a vacuum hose! I love the vibrating sound the suction makes as it sucks in the skin, the revving of the motor, and any surprised or pleasurable sounds coming from the person being sucked up! I have masturbated with the vacuum cleaner multiple times, in fact, it's one of my favorite methods of masturbation! Furthermore, I just love the psychology of it, a beautiful body part being at the mercy of a mindless machine that only knows how to suck up anything that gets in it's way, that's so erotic to me! My favorite body parts to have sucked up on me are my nipples, armpits, belly button, and dick. My favorite parts to see sucked up on a female are armpits, breasts, belly button, and vagina!

As far as what I'm looking for in someone, I just want someone open minded and willing, kind and nice to talk to, to trade pictures and videos with, to maybe even meet some day, I just want someone who can provide me some relief from my fetishes, to become a friend, and maybe even more some day.
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Gemini

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
6' 0 (1.83 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
My Hair Is  
Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
Rodent
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
High School Diploma
My Current Employment Status Is  
Part-time
My Speciality Is  
Contruction / Craftsman
My Job Title Is  
Currently, Groundskeeper
I Live  
With Parent(s)
At Home  
There Is No Noise
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - One Or Two

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Average Joe
My Social Behavior Is  
Anti-social, Friendly, Comedic, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Music, Cars
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Trying New Things, The Movies, Sleeping, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
If at evening, dinner at a nice place, getting to know eachother during dinner, maybe take a short drive before dropping off the person I had a date with, and maybe, just maybe a sniff of their armpit before they leave. Something very old fasioned and not overly intimate
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Being dominated by a girl/woman who will use my fetishes to dominate me
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Obscure, Goofy

Views

My Political Views Are  
Libertarian
My Goal In Life Is  
To ultimately become a commercial airline pilot, flying jet liners from city to city, maybe even internationally, but to also have a rural home out away from cities where I can own land and build a house, and live in it and provide for my wife and family
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Instructional, Movies, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Documentary, Animation
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Metal, Classical, Blues, Jazz, Folk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Comic, Fiction, History, Humor, Instructional, Music, Science, Science Fiction, Technical, Erotica
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Working on a project with someone, listening to music with someone, playing video games and other types of games with people, working on a project with someone, doing outdoorsy things with people, even going to amusement parks! Honestly theres lots ofboth chill and exciting things I consider fun!

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Oddities, Sensitivity, Empathy, Great Skills, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence
What Do You Look For?  
I wont lie, good looks are a point for me, but honestly I just am looking for someone who is really nice and kind, good sense of humor, strong and wise, smart, open minded, someone who would comfort me when bad events happen in life, yet will still gladly suffocate me with their sweaty smelly armpit. Someone who will chill and watch movies and play video and board and card games with me and cuddle on the couch, yet who will force me to lick the filth out of their beautiful smelly dirty belly button. Someone who has a kind empathetic heart that loves animals and cares about other people's feelings, yet when kinky time comes, will pin me to the ground and suck up every part of my body with a vacuum cleaner hose!

Really I just want someone nice, sweet, intelligent, strong, witty, funny, and open minded and willing, be it a possible girlfriend or just an internet buddy!
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Intimate
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