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I'm completely obsessed with armpits!
Age 23 From Rawlins, Wyoming -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
First name | Richard |
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I Would Describe Myself As | Okay, so, I am a 19 year old male living in a small town, and I have three main fetishes; Armpits, Belly Buttons, and Vacuum Cleaners. These fetishes are really hard for me to accommodate, mainly because I'm in a small town and most people know me, so it's really hard to meet new people seems how it feels like everyone knows me. I'm here to hopefully chat with people that can help me quench my thirst for one or maybe more of my fetishes. More about my armpit fetish, I like them more on the taboo side of the spectrum. I like female armpits to be sweaty, smelly, unwashed, stubbly, hairy, undeodorized, and dirty. This may gross some people out, but the longer without shaving, wearing deodorant or showering, the better. I enjoy sniffing, licking, sucking on, and vacuuming armpits More about my belly button fetish, I like them to be much like how I like armpits. Deep, sweaty, stinky, smelly dirty belly buttons are my favorite, but so long as your belly button can stink, I'll absolutely adore it, innie, outie, or inbetweenie! I enjoy the same things, licking, sniffing, sucking on and vacuuming belly buttons! More about my vacuum cleaner fetish, it's a bit more complex. I love the sight, the smell, the sound of body parts being sucked up into a vacuum cleaner hose. I love the feeling of it too, there is no part on my body that hasnt been sucked up with a vacuum hose! I love the vibrating sound the suction makes as it sucks in the skin, the revving of the motor, and any surprised or pleasurable sounds coming from the person being sucked up! I have masturbated with the vacuum cleaner multiple times, in fact, it's one of my favorite methods of masturbation! Furthermore, I just love the psychology of it, a beautiful body part being at the mercy of a mindless machine that only knows how to suck up anything that gets in it's way, that's so erotic to me! My favorite body parts to have sucked up on me are my nipples, armpits, belly button, and dick. My favorite parts to see sucked up on a female are armpits, breasts, belly button, and vagina! As far as what I'm looking for in someone, I just want someone open minded and willing, kind and nice to talk to, to trade pictures and videos with, to maybe even meet some day, I just want someone who can provide me some relief from my fetishes, to become a friend, and maybe even more some day. |
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Sign | Gemini |
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is | Average |
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My Height Is | 6' 0 (1.83 m) |
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My Eyes Are | Blue |
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My Ethnicity Is | Caucasian |
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My Marital Situation Is | Single |
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I Have Kids | No |
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I Want Kids | Not Sure |
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My Best Feature Is | Eyes |
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My Hair Is | Brown |
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I Have One Or More Of These | Rodent |
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Willing To Relocate | Yes |
Status
My Education Level Is | High School Diploma |
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My Current Employment Status Is | Part-time |
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My Speciality Is | Contruction / Craftsman |
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My Job Title Is | Currently, Groundskeeper |
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I Live | With Parent(s) |
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At Home | There Is No Noise |
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I'm A Smoker | No |
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I Drink | Yes - One Or Two |
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A | Average Joe |
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My Social Behavior Is | Anti-social, Friendly, Comedic, Strange |
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My Interest And Hobbies Are | Music, Cars |
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My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Hanging Out With Friends, Trying New Things, The Movies, Sleeping, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum |
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An Ideal First Date Would Be | If at evening, dinner at a nice place, getting to know eachother during dinner, maybe take a short drive before dropping off the person I had a date with, and maybe, just maybe a sniff of their armpit before they leave. Something very old fasioned and not overly intimate |
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I've Always Wanted To Try | Being dominated by a girl/woman who will use my fetishes to dominate me |
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My Friends Describe Me As Being | Friendly, Obscure, Goofy |
Views
My Political Views Are | Libertarian |
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My Goal In Life Is | To ultimately become a commercial airline pilot, flying jet liners from city to city, maybe even internationally, but to also have a rural home out away from cities where I can own land and build a house, and live in it and provide for my wife and family |
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My Kind Of Humor Is | Clever, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Sadistic |
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch | Cartoons, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Instructional, Movies, Re-runs |
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When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Documentary, Animation |
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When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Rock, Metal, Classical, Blues, Jazz, Folk |
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When I Read, I Always Read | Comic, Fiction, History, Humor, Instructional, Music, Science, Science Fiction, Technical, Erotica |
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My Idea Of Fun Is | Working on a project with someone, listening to music with someone, playing video games and other types of games with people, working on a project with someone, doing outdoorsy things with people, even going to amusement parks! Honestly theres lots ofboth chill and exciting things I consider fun! |
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive? | Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Oddities, Sensitivity, Empathy, Great Skills, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence |
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What Do You Look For? | I wont lie, good looks are a point for me, but honestly I just am looking for someone who is really nice and kind, good sense of humor, strong and wise, smart, open minded, someone who would comfort me when bad events happen in life, yet will still gladly suffocate me with their sweaty smelly armpit. Someone who will chill and watch movies and play video and board and card games with me and cuddle on the couch, yet who will force me to lick the filth out of their beautiful smelly dirty belly button. Someone who has a kind empathetic heart that loves animals and cares about other people's feelings, yet when kinky time comes, will pin me to the ground and suck up every part of my body with a vacuum cleaner hose! Really I just want someone nice, sweet, intelligent, strong, witty, funny, and open minded and willing, be it a possible girlfriend or just an internet buddy! |
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What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Internet Buddy, Friend, Intimate |